aku jadik mangsa, tp lps tu nak tukar jadik pemangsa...

I had a very long weekend, too long that a lot of things happened during those days, and it had made today a very bad day to go to work… (alah, kalau dah malas…)

I managed to catch two movies in GSC OU last Friday; The Longest Yards with Kelly and KL Menjerit 1 with the ladies. Longest Yards -- Nice one. [Heck! Anything that has Adam Sandler usually is nice. No argument required!]. Movie about prisoners playing American football – perfect pair isn’t it..? To make it even more perfect they’re playing against their own guards; whom had always treat the prisoners as their punching bags!! Best bit in the movie, watching Nelly slickly outrun everyone in the field. No use for me to review it here, you guys have to get your ass down to the cinema. It is worth your RM10, RM8 if you watch it in daytime!!! KL Menjerit 1 – hmm.. I reserve my comments on this movie. I wrote this in one of my past entry...

“We rarely find that in Malaysian movies, except Sepet from Yasmin, and several (but very lil’ in number) movies by indie film makers”

All I can say is KL Menjerit 1 is not one of it… ;p! Best bit, when Aida managed to sweet talked the ticketer and get in for free!!! Plg kelakar bila dia cakap kat ticketer tu sambil pegang2 tali beg dan pusing2kan badan… lil’ sweet devil!!! Hohoho!! [Oh, yeah Aida; you don’t have to deny this. I have the others to back up the statement!!]

Saturday morning; while driving back to Serendah (spent the nite at Aida’s) my brother call from PD, saying mom in great pain back at home. Hhmm.. musykil gak, psl mak cakap dia sakit, tp takdela teruk. Dia suruh balik psl nak pergi berurut ada la.. But when it comes to mom, actions happen before thinking made. Gelabah gila, menggelupur berkejar balik. Luckily the traffic wasn’t bad that morning except when it’s reaching Rawang town, which is caused by road bottleneck – 4 lanes to 2 lanes and it was here the drama started. Gua jadik mangsa keluarga samseng jalanraya…

Long story cut short, I wanna get into the lane, psycho family in Kancil behind me don’t wanna let me. I played the big headed card, still insist to get in. Psycho lose the battle, not satisfied, showed the middle finger sign. Me, without thinking and adrenaline was pumping, showed the sign back to him. Psycho get beside me when the lane become 3, psycho wife roll down the window and started cursing me in front of their children. Me, act as if nothing happen. Threaten to report me to police, I showed “yeah.. yeah.. whatever” face. Psycho n wife got angrier. Oh, yeah psycho wife never stop cursing. Geez… didn’t she ever think about her kids..? Middle of the way, psycho got in front of me and shouted at me and told me to stop. Me, still playing “what? I don’t understand” card. Psycho hit brake suddenly, luckily I took driving lesson at Samy’s – "can avoid accident one mehh..." driving school. Psycho got out from the car, I keep driving leavin’ him behind with building anger. Psycho followed me until I got home. Got out from the car I asked psycho, nicely >>

Me: Bang, saya ada scratch kete abang ke? Abang ni apahal?
Mr. Psycho: Kurang hajar ko. Mana bapak ko, abang ko, aku nak cakap ngan diorang.
Mrs. Psycho: Kurang hajar u ni..
Me: Bapak ngan abg saya takdela, mak saya ada la. Tu pun tgh sakit. Saya balik berkejar ni psl nak kejar mak saya la.. apsal?
Mr. Psycho: Panggil mak ko, aku nak cakap ngan dia.
Mrs. Psycho: You ni tak pikir ke kita ada anak dlm kete? (ooo.. see super cursing mommy talking about kids..). kalau u kasik signal tadik I kasi je u masuk.
Mr. Psycho: Tak skolah ke? Kurang hajar.
Me: Alahmak, kalau u ada tolak ansur, kasik je la I masuk. Besides, kete u ngan bas depan tu jauh lagi.
Mr. Psycho: Undang2 kata apa?
Me: Ok, I tak kasik signal. So what? U takleh nak tolak ansur? Org lain pun tak kasik signal jugak.
Mrs. Psycho: U tak pikir ke kita ada anak ? kalau apa2 jadik kat anak I camne? (dah tu laki ko brake mengejut dpn aku tadik apa citernya ? nasib baik Samy ajar aku baik punya, kalau tak ngan anak ko, ngan ko2 sekali aku lalukan tadik!!).

Mom get out from the house, asking what’s up?

Mr. Psycho: Makcik, anak makcik ni kurang hajar.
Me: mak, dia ni follow ani dr rawang. Ntah mende dia nak, bukannya anie langgar kete dia ke hapa.
Mrs. Psycho: You shut up. I want to talk to your mom. (alah, muka kampong gila, nak berlagak cakap omputih..)
Mr. Psycho: Ko diam. Kang aku tampar ko kang.
Me: Hah, tamparlah..!!
Psycho couple: bla..bla..bla.. la.ala.llallalalalla. aku report polis nak ?
Me : hah, reportlah. Ingat saya kisah? Pegilah!
Mom: dah la anie, mintak maaf je lah..
Mr Psycho : dah la makcik, biar saya yg bawak makcik pegi hospital.

Bastard!! Nak tunjuk baik dpn mak aku. Dah ko celakakan aku, nak tunjuk kat mak aku ko yg baik. Chitpodaahhh!!! Lalu, aku dgn machonya menepis tangan dia dr bahu mak aku sambil berkata;

“TAK PAYAH!! APAHAL LU? THIS IS MY MOM. MY RESPONSIBILITY”

Nah! Take that! I guess it’s true what ppl say. When one is full with rage, the other person, even he is much more older or bigger than you, seems so small.

Mom: Dahla anie, mintak mahap je lah..
Me : hah, ye lah. Sorry. WHATEVER..!!!
Psycho couple: ok ye makcik, kita balik dulu. Kita bukan apa..
Mom: hah, ye lah. Ye lah…

If it’s not because of mom, sure enuff I won’t say sorry to those bastards! Followed me home, cursing me in my own house, threaten to beat me in front of my mom, and not to mention my aunt is listening from the phone speaker. Good that I not such a puss. Good that I had the courage to stand up in front of those psychos!!!

I’m thinking to sue them. But mom said, just let it go. Today is my day, who knows tomorrow, will be theirs. I know this is bad, but I wish, one day psycho couple will be paid worse by a truck driver. And for cursing me in front of their kids >> those kids will not be so bright in school. Thanks to super bad mouth mom n dad!!!

[Adrenaline pumping...]

Better stop before i got myself poisoned from adrenaline and turning myself to a super curser...!! hohohoho!!!